venerdì, agosto 28, 2009

Apocalypse bau

"Hai dedicato la vita a Gesù. Tu sai di essere salvo. Ma quando arriverà il Rapimento della Chiesa che ne sarà del tuo amato animale domestico?"

Ci pensano gli Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, animalisti atei garantiti. Per 110 dollari si impegnano a salvare un animale per nucleo domestico se Gesù dovesse far ritorno entro 10 anni. 15 dollari di sovrapprezzo per ogni animale in più. Sono assicurate serietà e tempestività (perché l'Apocalisse quando arriva arriva).

"Committed to step in when you step up to Jesus".

File under: un lavoro vale l'altro, atheism is fun, adesso come glielo dico all'Agenzia delle Entrate.

(via Boing Boing.)

7 commenti:

  1. Anonimo9:13 PM

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  2. Anonimo10:00 PM

    Recommend some of Taiwan's high-quality sites so that you do reference and to share ~ and we wish everyone peace and happiness!

    Insulation paper:隔熱紙,health foods:保健食品,Baby Cakes:彌月蛋糕
    Kaohsiung County Tourism:高雄縣旅遊,>Kaohsiung yoga:高雄瑜珈,Shiba Inu:柴犬
    Kenting Tourism:墾丁旅遊,cleaning companies清潔公司,cheese cake:乳酪蛋糕
    Clothing wholesale:服飾批發,Vietnamese brides:越南新娘,brides from mainland China:大陸新娘
    Shaping:整形,MOTEL:MOTEL,Japanese clothing:日系服飾
    Jelly silicone:果凍矽膠,brides from mainland China:外籍新娘,Kaohsiung Tourism:高雄旅遊
    Cake:蛋糕,yoga classes:瑜珈教室,Torque Wrench:扭力板手
    Internet marketing:網路行銷,website ranking:網站排名,seo:seo

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  3. Anonimo8:16 PM

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  4. Anonimo9:03 PM

    Types of chocolate:
    Commercially available chocolate and chocolate can be divided into thermostat thermostat-free chocolate, the so-called free thermostat chocolate, is chocolate containing cocoa butter composition of the separation, and then replace the cocoa butter to vegetable oils, due to low prices, easy and in the is not easy to melt under high ambient temperature have been widely used in commercial purposes, the French chocolate Technology Normal University are reluctant to use the thermostat-free chocolate.

    Dalai Lama's public trip from August 31 to September 2. Dalai Lama plans on the 30th night entry from Taoyuan International Airport, 31 Chinese and foreign journalists will be held the morning, afternoon, and visits prospecting disaster victims, on the 1st of the trip was a public speech and the victims of the village, a modern place in Kaohsiung City Comprehensive Stadium, 2 No. Han God Dome Banquet Hall with Cardinal Paul Shan Kuo-hsi of the talk.

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  5. Anonimo12:22 PM

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  6. Anonimo12:54 PM

    Confidence, perseverance, courage, all three in place, then the world is not impossible to do things.
    http://www.104woo.com.tw
    www.104woo.com.tw/index.htm
    www.kinghouse.cc
    www.kinghouse.cc/house.php

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  7. Anonimo5:22 PM

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    Sur le terrain planté de légumes, il est peu probable que l'herbe longue, le cœur du bien, il est peu probable que le mal de la santé.

    Auf dem Boden gepflanzt Gemüse, ist es unwahrscheinlich, dass die hohen Gras, die Herzen der gut ist, ist es unwahrscheinlich, dass die Gesundheit das Böse.

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